anna owe (ahnnabanana ) wrote,
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let's give 'em something to laugh about

There are many depressing things going on in the world. So instead of dwelling on them, tawa nalang tayo.


from kuya je. there are at least five things wrong with this sentence.

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juanch: wow anns... the love is undescribable. indescribable? omnidescribable?

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over chat
me: i have to look for different usages of the term “labis na pagmamahal.” I found a song on Google hahahah tang ina guess by who!!!!!!! DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!!!
donns: halksdjflajhsdflkjashdfpuyasdncanskdfhaer
me: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!
donns: ...my drumroll.


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thanks for the area. pero... ano ang smooking?

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gold’s knee was operated on last december so she couldn’t go out for awhile

ria: so how was the party last night? who went?
me: the usual. me, juanch, gold...
ria: gold??????????? WITH HER LEG??????????????????

aba oo alanganin namang naghandstand siya papunta don, ateng!!!!

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I hate our neighbor’s dogs. they bark at 4AM everyday. as in on the dot. i’ve written to our neighbor twice about it and still, to no avail. one time i saw the caretaker feeding the dogs. she looks really fragile. must be about 80 years old. i spoke to her over the bakod.

me: ate, pwede pong ilipat niyo yung mga aso pag gabi? kasi lagi po kaming nagigising eh.
manang: oo, tumatahol kasi sila pag alas-kwatro ng umaga.
me: opo. kaya kung pwede po, paki lipat nalang po sila.
manang: (smiles) ok lang yun, gising naman ako ng alas-kwatro eh, ako nalang maglilipat ng alas kwatro.

ano ka, BAMPIRA???????????????????


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at the village pool

me: so where do you go to school?
little girl: montessori but i'm moving to assumption soon.
me: wow that's kinda far from here!
little girl: yes that's why i'll have to wake up at 3AM.

once again, ANO KA, BAMPIRA???????????

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on a bedsheet


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over text
me: i have a crush and he's so intellectual omg i'm so kilig!!! pumapalakpak ang cerebellum ko!
danni: pag kinikilig ka, it's your amygdala, which is part of your limbic system, ang papalakpak. that's the part of your brain that is the center of emotions.

IKAW NA ANG MED STUDENT.

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me: my goal is to run 10k by the end of this year.
crush: mine is to bike up baguio.
me: wow that's really hard because it's uphill, the altitude is much higher, and the air becomes thinner.
crush (smiles): ... wow. that's such a UP answer.
me: heh... (i love you...)

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gold: i will never cut myself because my body is a temple. my body is a wonderland. my body is a disneyland.

ANO DAW???

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pinggoy: tony, when you mopped the floor, you left it wet!!!!!
kuya: uh, that's what happens when you mop the floor.
pinggoy: oh. right.

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over the phone
me: i'm having a weak day today :(
ria: huh?! bakit? did you work today?
me: HUH?!?!
ria: wait... WEAK DAY!!!! akala ko WEEK DAY!!!

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napaka emo naman nitong iniwan na message sa blackboard!!!!

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in the car
me: supposedly you're a good writer if you can create a story in six words. ernest hemingway wrote the first six-word story daw. "for sale: baby shoes, never worn." you know that the baby died so the parents are selling his or her shoes. anyway i have this book on six-word-stories.. my favorite is "i still make coffee for two." :(
juanch/donns/ma: AAAAAWWWWWW :(
gold: HAH???? ANO??? SECRETARY PARIN SIYA????? TAGA-GAWA PARIN SIYA NG COFFEE??? HINDI SIYA UMASENSEO??? THE FUCK????

the next day
gold: dude it's coffee for TWO pala hindi for YOU!

excuuuuussssseeeeeeesssssssssss!!!!

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ken: panalong panalo yang likod mo kapatid... sana naging likod ka na lang!!


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Spotted in Batangas






That is the future of Batangas. Leaders named PRESENT and BOKAL! But that ain't the worst. There's a Ryanh. Yes, the H is at the end. Try saying it, nakakabobo. Ryanh. Ryanhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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